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Funny Warning Labels

On a blanket from Taiwan: Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

Warning on fireplace log: Caution � Risk of Fire.

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Warning on an electric router made for carpenters: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

On a hair dryer: Do not use in shower.

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On Sainsbury�s peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions � open packet, eat nuts.

On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: defrost.

On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.

On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.

Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner.

A wheelbarrow warns: Not for highway use.

Can of self-defense pepper spray warns: May irritate eyes.

Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer: Never use while sleeping.

Silly Putty package warning: Not for use as earplugs.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Baby stroller warning: Remove child before folding.

Household iron warns: Never iron clothes while they are being worn.

A fireplace lighter cautions: Do not use near fire, flame or sparks.

A handheld massager warns consumers: Don�t use while sleeping or unconscious.

Warning on underarm deodorant: Do not spray in eyes.

Cardboard car sun shield that keeps sun off the dashboards warns: Do not drive with sun shield in place.

Warning on a sharpening stone: Knives are sharp.

Bottle water label warns: Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

On a box of rat poison: Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

On a Domino�s Pizza box: Caution: Contents hot!

Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns: Do not use orally.

An electric cattle prod warns: For use on animals only

A can of air freshener warns: Keep out of reach of children and teenagers

Cheap rubber ball toy warning: Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

Caution on a package of dice: Not for human consumption.

In the manual of a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.

Stamped on the barrel of a .22 caliber rifle: Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack: Remove plastic before eating.

A TV remote controller warns: Not dishwasher safe.


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