On a blanket from Taiwan: Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
Warning on fireplace log: Caution � Risk of Fire.
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Warning on an electric router made for carpenters: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
On a hair dryer: Do not use in shower.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On Sainsbury�s peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions � open packet, eat nuts.
On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.
On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner.
A wheelbarrow warns: Not for highway use.
Can of self-defense pepper spray warns: May irritate eyes.
Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer: Never use while sleeping.
Silly Putty package warning: Not for use as earplugs.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Baby stroller warning: Remove child before folding.
Household iron warns: Never iron clothes while they are being worn.
A fireplace lighter cautions: Do not use near fire, flame or sparks.
A handheld massager warns consumers: Don�t use while sleeping or unconscious.
Warning on underarm deodorant: Do not spray in eyes.
Cardboard car sun shield that keeps sun off the dashboards warns: Do not drive with sun shield in place.
Warning on a sharpening stone: Knives are sharp.
Bottle water label warns: Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
On a box of rat poison: Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
On a Domino�s Pizza box: Caution: Contents hot!
Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns: Do not use orally.
An electric cattle prod warns: For use on animals only
A can of air freshener warns: Keep out of reach of children and teenagers
Cheap rubber ball toy warning: Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Caution on a package of dice: Not for human consumption.
In the manual of a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
Stamped on the barrel of a .22 caliber rifle: Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack: Remove plastic before eating.
A TV remote controller warns: Not dishwasher safe.
Loved this! Too funny! Thank you for sharing.
Caitlin~
This is beyond hysterical. Even though some of these things seem obvious, you would be surprised at what people do.
~Allison
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